“Fuc* the police, fu*k
that job, f*ck that b*t*h, that ho*.
Dude, let’s go get DRUNK.”
dudebrah
Interwebz, You’ve Got Dumb Friendz
“Your beautiful, ’nuff
said.”: not a real thing to say.
So, so, so, stupid.
Dudebrah, When in Ro’
She shivers and jolts
in her sleep. I worry some.
Though, she wakes up fine.
Wish I knew to worry or
roll her over. #girlfriends, brah…
Overheard In Athens
A punchline can come
in many different flavors.
“Dude, Brah, when-ehn-rome”
And the best are those,
which surprise you the least;
“Ass.hole.shit.for.braaaaaaaaaains!!!”
burgoynealexburgoyne 