The dishes.
I hate doing the dishes so much.
The dishes are the worst.
They’re never ending.
They go one forever.
You always have dishes.
I like eating.
I like eating fresh food.
Fresh food requires lots of dishes.
Dishes.
When I was a kid
there was nothing better than
faygo, salty chips.
I could lay around
playing video games and
eating chips all day.
#for real
#forreal
beautyofmyland
Playing tonight: Hal and Al’s.
You should come. Bring friends.
#vegan menu items rule.
#beer selection to die for
didnotsleepwelllast
nightbutnowI’mweirdtired
andcan’tsleepquiteyet.
There are three factors
that contribute to my mood.
Absence makes so(u)l(e)s shake.
Sweetandlovely, old
fast, spicyandsalty, sore
Sweet and spicy: win.
When I don’t eat right,
Propensity toward grump( )ness
Need to eat some green
A fork or a spoon;
I can’t ever decide how
to eat mac and cheese.
