“Hate” is shitty art.
Shitty art is mouth breathing.

Sports are like pie.
Pie is cake’s sophisticated sibling.

Distant love is salad cravings.
Salad cravings is water cravings following whiskey.

Metal grates are nailed chalkboards.
My brain’s a soft-boiled egg.

“Conservative Christianity” is Nascar.
Nascar is sneeze guards.

Cow milk is food for cows. This isn’t a metaphor.
Cow milk’s not for people. Cow’s are who it’s for.