Learn about yourself
and discover shortcomings.
Don’t: painless neglect.
Month: January 2011
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My Life is Better Than My Brain Lets On
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I Have a Dialogue in My Head With Myself and the Jim Breuer Version of Myself
Arrive, things aren’t as
I thought they would be. Anxious.
“Relax, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan.” “I can’t.”
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Occasionally a Lack of Necessary Things Makes Me Want to Eat Souls
No sleep, no food, no
patience, no time, no deal.
I am an asshole.
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“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand” and Dr. Frankenstein Creates a Monster
Lean against the wall,
push your arm into it and
watch it rise, RIse, RISE!or
I maybe believe
God or Santa or fairies,
(Not sappy)
but I do, do in you.
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It Depends on How Soupy it Is, I guess
A fork or a spoon;
I can’t ever decide how
to eat mac and cheese.
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I Don’t Like Shopping at Places Where It’s Acceptable to Buy a Bicycle and an Orange.
Everything too big.
People too mean. Staff too sad.
Wal-Mart sucks. Suuuuu uuuucks.
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I Like The Snow Everywhere But Inside My Coat
Trees are beautiful
covered in snow and ice.
I’m, however, not.
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“Vercity” and Other Made-Up Words Used to Express Distaste.
High, Rent. You’re too hi
to have a “home inspection”.
You’ve no vercity.
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Just Because Your Gluttony Spans Over 9 Hours Doesn’t Make it OK
I made a pizza.
Ate some for lunch, dinner, snack.
I ate a pizza.
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“Liberals” and “Conservatives” Alike are Sometimes Incapacitatingly Stupid
Labels are often
brazen and unwanted. *sigh*
“… but I like hating”
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It is a New Year.
*Composed on the eve of the first. Feelings resemble molasses.
As always, I fear the
opportunity to move.
New year, same me. Yikes.
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