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  • The Third One

    drawing by Dan DiPiero

    Tell me about the
    third one. He’s there and gone. They
    seem unaffected.

    Tell me about the
    third one. He looks a puppet.
    Controlled by they, we.

    Tell me about the
    third one. He is rigid and
    stark, expressionless.

    His mouth moves not and
    his eyes don’t dart, nor lips purse.
    His brow raised, slightly.

    His breath seems shallow,
    put on. He breathes with shoulders;
    [: rising and falling :]

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    November 3, 2012
    breathing, Dan DiPiero, puppet

  • It’s Ours to Lose

    drawing by Dan DiPiero

    Here is a man full
    of pride: his I am. A man
    steeped in deaf regret.

    Regret made in years
    of disrespect and neglect.

    Neglect, falls like l

    e

     a

    ves.

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    November 2, 2012
    Collaboration

  • Eggs, And Other Excuses To Use Menstrual In a Title

    Recently, I chose
    to permanently abstain
    from eating beings.

    Or, I suppose, their stuff, eggs,
    milk, etc. Its hard.

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    November 1, 2012
    eating, eggs, life, menstruel, vegan

  • Cliché, Do You Have the Time?

    drawing by Dan DiPiero

    Tell, give, take, race, bide;
    ahead of, behind, good, bad;
    one, first, last, this, next:

    It is and is and is and
    goes and goes and goes and goes

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    November 1, 2012
    cliche, Dan DiPiero, time, wordplay

  • Collaboration

    Dan DiPiero is a writer/composer/drummer/foodie/student living in Los Angeles. I love his drawings, which are featured throughout his blog. I think he likes my haiku, so we decided to collaborate on a project. There will CERTAINLY be more to come. Anyway, they will be featured on the COLLABORATIONS page, along with other collaborators efforts.

    So enjoy, and thank you for reading. WRITE SOMETHING ALREADY. (Or draw something, that works too. Also, you could write something, and I could write haiku about what you write. Really, it doesn’t matter. I just want to play.)

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    November 1, 2012

  • Whactober?

    Hello, November.
    You came a bit early in
    my estimation.

    No matter, you are upon
    us. Let’s show you a good time.

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    November 1, 2012
    good time, November, surprise!

  • “Untitled”

    Not a haiku. Still good.

    by Unknown

    sometimes i take a Shower
    with the lights off.
    but before i even finish showering, i turn the lights back On,
    because i remember how afraid of the dark i am.

    sometimes i go to the Airport
    and just sit in there for a few hours.
    because i like watching people Reunite.

    sometimes i cut my Fingernails way too short.
    like, down to the quicks.
    because it’s an odd feeling, the way my fingertips Hurt
    every time i touch something.

    sometimes i go out in public without my Shoes,
    because i like feeling the Real ground,
    not just the inside of my shoes.

    sometimes i re-arrange my Bedroom,
    but then i change it right back
    because everyone knows that there isn’t a single person
    in the world that isn’t afraid of Change.

    sometimes i try reading books Upside-down
    because i think thats what it would be like if i couldn’t
    Read
    at all.

    sometimes i just sit and watch the Grass grow,
    because we’re lucky that it even grows in the First
    place.

    sometimes i do things.
    sometimes i don’t.

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    October 31, 2012
    anonymous, life

  • Haiku

    I just wanted everyone to know that I know that I don’t write “correct” haiku. Also, I don’t care.

    This is a page that links to lots of other pages about haiku.

    This is a blog post by a violinist full of MUSIC HAIKU. She does write (multiple) haiku with an “s,” but whatever.

    SOON TO COME: informative haiku post. Super interesting (not boring). Get excited.

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    October 26, 2012
    haiku, soon to come, update

  • Let’s All Pretend Like Everything is Fine OR *shit hits fan*

    I think its dealing
    with people that gets me down.
    I should work alone.

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    October 25, 2012
    alone, people, people suck, pretend

  • Long Night and Bustling Day Breathing Seconds of Clocks OR Slow Way Down

    Time is a werewolf,
    hazing and clearing; blood lust.
    I am eaten up.

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    October 24, 2012
    bloodlust, breathing, down, eaten, slow down, time, werewolf

  • RE: TAL “The Golden Apple”

    “Sox fan V. Cubs fan:
    Cubs fan gets it in the face
    with a stein. #baseball”

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    October 22, 2012
    baseball, Cubs, diner, This American Life, White Sox

  • Hardly a Thing To Be Proud Of OR I Aren’t Religious

    I think there’s something to be said about covering your life with belief.

    I think there’s more to be gained from covering your life with doubt.

    I find the greatest gains in the darkest days.

    I wish it were the answer.
    I wish that were the question.

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    October 22, 2012
    answer, belief, darkness, doubt, Pride, religion, wish, wishes

  • Young and Foolish

    Mornings, dark and cool,
    dares and darts and dilutes clear(ish).
    Last night’s drinks work free.

    #veganbreakfastfastfood?
    #coffeeOJandgoodlucktoast

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    October 21, 2012
    drinking, hashtags, mornings

  • “You Fit Into Me”

    by Margaret Atwood

    (not a haiku, still good)

    you fit into me
    like a hook into an eye

    a fish hook
    an open eye

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I really like this poem.

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    October 19, 2012
    fishing, love, Margaret Atwood, notmypoem

  • Weekly Writing Challenge – Colors of Never Leaves

    COLLABORATION by Amy Dunlap and Alex Burgoyne

    Hot, not as red, just
    above warm. In my belly
    and my toes and nose.

    A little bit uneven.
    A little bit intriguing.

    Hot, er than orange.
    In my eyes and my head and
    in my heart. Engulfs.

    Glows.
    Knows.

    Wincing the night away.
    I get knocked down, sun gets me
    up again, again.

    Her hair and my teeth.
    My tack and her tea.

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    October 16, 2012
    Amy Dunlap, Chumbawumba, Collaboration, DPchallenge, fall, leaves, love, Weekly Writing Challenge

  • I Am Lemon King, Would You Like to Hear Me Sing?

    Often it drizzles,
    though also often, it pours.
    Lemons are some sour.

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    October 16, 2012
    lemons, life, rain, singing

  • **** the Police

    On my way to a
    ten dollar gig, I received
    A ‘hundred and forty dollar ****ing ticket.

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    October 15, 2012
    *, police, Speeding

  • Falling

    Truth is, I’m afraid
    of heights; both in metaphor
    and reality.

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    October 12, 2012

  • Four Yous, Morning Rituals

    I have such a big desire to carve a path for myself with regard to music, but I can’t seem to find a second step.

    There are a thousand
    first steps, the second eludes.
    I wish I: wish.

    Often I get used to things without realizing. Like this stool in my parents’ kitchen. The view is strange.

    I eat breakfast here.
    And watch birds and stumble some.
    This stool is abyss.

    Motivation is a strange thing. I don’t know if it’s a brain chemistry thing or what, but I’ve noticed that it sometimes takes me MONTHS to finally start doing something I decided MONTHS ago I should finally start doing.

    Often, molasses
    comes to mind. Momentum drags,
    and my legs are weak.

    I am so often tricked by the lure of new things. Grass is greener and all of that. Why is it that no matter how surely you know something, the validity of those feelings is always in question?

    I am satisfied.
    Though, shine and sparkle trick me.
    I am happy here.

    I am happy here. I am
    happy here. I am happy.

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    October 11, 2012
    abyss, birds, breakfast, first step, grass, happy, molasses, momentum, motivation, shine, sparkle, weak, wish

  • Fall is Here OR Winter is Almost Here OR Winter is Almost Still Here

    Leaves are turning and
    air is biting and grey sits.
    Fall falls more like bricks.

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    October 10, 2012
    bricks, fall, grey, leaves, winter

  • Overheard in Gahanna OR Dudebrah, When In Ro’ #2

    “Fuc* the police, fu*k
    that job, f*ck that b*t*h, that ho*.
    Dude, let’s go get DRUNK.”

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    October 7, 2012
    drinking, dudebrah, job, overheard, police

  • Wham Bam, No Thank You Ma’am OR I Eat Like a Fool

    Abruptly, morning
    ends with a bang then whimper
    #orangejuicecoffeetoast…

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    October 4, 2012
    coffee, eating, morning

  • Life is Slow Without You

    Loneliness is a
    bug in your ear, and a light
    almost in your eye.

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    October 4, 2012
    clementine, life, love

  • FEEDBACK REQUESTED. ALSO, Tell Me What You’d Like to Hear, Honey.

     

    Perhaps you’ve had an idea for a haiku, or a series of haiku but haven’t had the time/energy/patience/wherewithal/desire to post one yourself. Well let me know and maybe I’ll write or collaborate with some of my cohorts on a new project.

    ← Back

    Thank you for your response. ✨

    If you’d like to submit your own haiku (singular and/or plural) click “Submit” or click HERE. If you’d like to see other submissions click “Friend(‘)s” or click HERE.

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    October 4, 2012
    cohort, cohorts, feedback, Guest Submissions, haiku

  • Guest Submission #15 – “York Street”

    by Dan DiPiero

    The homeless man takes
    care returning the stone to
    its place near the tree

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    October 2, 2012
    Dan DiPiero, homeless, stone, trees

  • Guest Submission #14 – “Welcome To the 21st Century”

    by Aaron Quinn

    Look, I am sorry
    But we are trapped here for now
    There is no escape

    Has there ever been?
    Has it always been this way?
    Can we move on now?

    Falling apart has
    Never been as chic or as
    Hip as it is now

    Let’s break down the walls
    Wear our best tight pants and shoes
    And breathe on our own

    Let’s
    Do it in
    Style

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    October 1, 2012
    Aaron Quinn, chic, future, hip, moving on, present, trapped

  • Dinner Is I Am Full, Overfull

    Eatingovereat
    overeatingovereat.
    I can’t stop, can’t stop…

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    October 1, 2012
    eating, gluttony

  • Guest Submission #13 – “Morning Joe OR Haiku in the Style of Alex Burgoyne”

    by Dan DiPiero

    In the receding
    black water, the sloshing sand
    I see my future

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    September 29, 2012
    Alex Burgoyne, coffee, Dan DiPiero, Guest Submissions

  • Ezra Brooks, Kenny G, Idiots

    Last night at a gig, I stared at a guy for about 3 minutes straight while playing after he yelled “Kenny G” about 30 seconds into our second set. Whiskey allowed me to do this. Thank you, Ezra Brooks

    I’d never felt so badass in my whole life. Lame.

    I would have fought him and afterward explained to him why Kenny G is not a thing you should yell during the middle of a freejazz set. Then I would have explained why even this:

    is better than anything he will ever do.

    People are so dumb.
    I wish punching was legit.
    …punching is legit.

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    September 22, 2012
    badass, gig, idiots, Kenny G, punching

  • Autumnal Equinox OR Humans Have Known Things For a Long Time

    Here is a site about EQUINOXES.

    I think I feel more sentimental about the fall equinox than I do about any other holiday. At least AS sentimental.

    I tried to write a haiku about it. They are all dumb. So instead I wrote a haiku about Reggie Watts. Also, check out my OTHER BLAHG, to hear a great tune. (Not suitable for all audiences)

    Reggie, your beats are
    very fly. Fly? You know what’s
    not fly? This guy. Womp.

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    September 22, 2012
    burgoynesax, equinox, fly, Reggie Watts, sentimental

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